flo and dolly
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flo and dolly
The way to find out if someone’s a stoner
Q: when was the last over 6 months relationship you had and with who
Asked by Anonymous
elegvnce:

virgules:

Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung: "My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."

they were so good together


You never really know what goes on in a relationship, unless your in it yourself, they could’ve been fighting all the time. For all we know they could have been the worst couple ever. But then again, they could have been the best too.
Best thing I've read on tumblr.
Wake and bake 10.4.14 
Black & white
kaleidoscopedoll:

eevee-joltz:

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

sophisticatedllama

Lololol
dazroz14:

ciloisphantomancy:

hitachiin—twincest:

joponyhere:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

I AMN OT TAkiNG ANY FU KINC CHAnceS

N O T. T A K I N G. A N Y. C H A N C E S.


What the frig I’m scared